funny insurance claims

Have you ever tried to figure out if a certain comment or situation would be outlined as funny ha ha or funny strange. The statements below are taken from actual insurance accident claims forms.

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Here are three others kindly suggested by Andrew Moignard.

. Enjoy reading them and be glad it. Funny Insurance Claim Forms. The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought. No list of funny insurance claims would be complete without at least one animal story.

Some coverages are longer than others. I recently got health insurance and then I remembered that I have an ingrown toenail that is not covered. The following are genuine statements made by people on insurance claim forms. We thought they were too funny not to share.

One typical instance of. People go to strange lengths for just a handout. The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind. Im Rupert Fishman and I believe that you should try your best to find the best or.

They are real true you cant make up this kind of stuff. Insurance Claims funny cartoons from CartoonStock directory - the worlds largest on-line collection of cartoons and comics. Her name was insurance. This one doesnt involve a deer or a cow but rather a herd of wild guinea pigs.

I bumped into a lamp-post which was obscured by human beings The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week. A lamp-post bumped into my car damaging it in two places. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car A truck backed through my windscreen into my wifes face. Read some weird and interesting insurance stories here.

Im not perfect just insured. By using this site you accept our use of cookies as detailed in our. The 20 most memorable claims we have hear about include. I would imagine theres far more around than the hundred or so Ive managed to collate.

A dog named Skyler accidentally turned the stove on when he reached for a one-year-olds birthday cake that was sitting on the burner. These are actually very common in the realm of auto insurance and the penalties for submitting funny insurance claims are quite serious. All are apparently genuine. Funny Insurance Claims.

Humourous insurance claims especially motor ones were made famous by comedian Jasper Carrott when he introduced them to his acts in the 1980s. Read em and laugh and be glad it wasnt you. Last night was great. You cant make up this kind of stuff.

I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. Funny Motor Insurance Claims. Now I wonder if I have to foot the bill. This funny car insurance claim reads as follows.

Each image in the left column is a small part of an actual accident photo reduced to thumbnail size. Why cant it be both. This page lists 50 of the funniest silliest most confused excuses and explanations given to policemen or insurance claims reps in the aftermath of a road traffic accident. CartoonStock uses cookies to provide you with a great user experience.

Sometimes silly car insurance claim responses arent amusing for the situation but rather for the way the claimant replies. This insurance claim came in from a man who was riding his bicycle to work. Im guessing you know what I mean by funny insurance claims. Freak incidents involving animals topped the list of the most bizarre claims made to insurer Norwich Union in 2005 with food-related prangs in second place.

En route he rounded a corner fell off his bike and broke his arm. In this post you will find 65 Funny Insurance Slogans. Once a man cut his hand to claim his insurance. Funny Insurance Slogans I have good brakes do u have good insurance.

The fisherman was angry when his fishing boat capsized and the fish swam away. The funniest Insurance Claims and Quotes genuine scenarios incorporated into a comic act by Jasper Carrott A bull was standing near and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car. The English comedian Jasper Carrott has used funny insurance claims in his stand-up act for a long time including some featured above. I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I dont have Again a relatively straightforward answer where logic is the crux of the joke.

So what are some common types of funny insurance claims. These arent hilarious insurance claims but instead refers to fraudulent insurance claims. Thanks Sharon Burrows I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought. Instead of eating the cake he set it on fire.

Whats especially funny is that they were all apparently true. Motorists made insurance claims last year for everything from a frozen squirrel crashing through a car windscreen to a cow jumping on a quad bike it was revealed last week in The Scotsman newspaper. Actual Statements From Insurance Claims in Great Britain All of the statements below were taken from actual insurance accident claims in Great Britain.

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